Sunday, July 26, 2009

Death of a Summer

The following conversation took place 7.26.2009 over Facebook IM. All rights reserved.
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11:07pm
Chanelle
today was my last day of summer

11:07pm
Jesse
>!>!>!>!>!>

11:08pm
Chanelle
this whole week i have band camp from 9am-5pm and then next week i have band camp again from 9am-9pm

11:08pm
Jesse
.................................OW

11:08pm
Chanelle
ya i know
it sucks

11:08pm
Jesse
that's like a smack to the head with a hammer

11:09pm
Chanelle
ya
tell me about it

11:10pm
Chanelle
so yes today was pretty much my last day of summer

11:12pm
Jesse
that is sad
we should have a funeral over IM for it

11:13pm
Chanelle
yup
ok
lol
go right ahead to start it off

11:13pm
Jesse
*clasps hands*
today we are here...to celebrate the short-lived life...of Chanelle's summer 2009

11:14pm
Chanelle
(sniffles)

11:14pm
Jesse
it was a young summer, that started out with great fanfare and much hope for adventure

11:14pm
Chanelle
*a few sprinkled amens*

11:15pm
Jesse
even though the heat was incredibly intense at times, the AC prevailed in the shade when available, which provided a great dance of temperature

11:16pm
Chanelle
yessir

11:17pm
Jesse
at the end of its life, VBS sustained great excitement, partly supported by Jesse Niebolt, the youth groupians were greatly pleased by this

11:17pm
Chanelle
AMEN

11:17pm
Jesse
unfortunately, summer 2009's life was cut short by a drunken driveby accident

11:18pm
Chanelle
WOAH WOAH
WAIT
HOLD
ON

11:18pm
Jesse
the driver, which will be an unnamed school district....

11:18pm
Chanelle
oh lol ok
continue

11:18pm
Jesse
...took its life, without remorse, feeling, sensibility...not even a shred of mercy

11:19pm
Chanelle
*SOB*
*SOB*

11:19pm
Jesse
it lay twitching in the street, as the life faded slowly, with all of its friends, near and dear to it, close by

11:19pm
Chanelle
ok that was too much lol

11:20pm
Jesse
*closes bible*
you may now speak freely of whatever memories you may have

11:20pm
Chanelle
*SOB*

11:21pm
Jesse
are there any further words?

11:21pm
Chanelle
It was a good summer, filled with memories that will never be forgotten. Many good ones and some bad. And some that even made her laugh so hard she almost peed her pants.
hold on
i am writing

11:21pm
Jesse
continue...
*hands tissue*

11:22pm
Chanelle
Many are saddened by this death, including the many who were included the memories
and all of God's people said...

11:23pm
Jesse
AMEN

11:23pm
Chanelle
Thank you for coming and we will be serving refreshments in 5 minutes

11:23pm
Jesse
wait wait
what about the casket!

11:24pm
Chanelle
*many blow noses*

11:24pm
Jesse
lol!

11:24pm
Chanelle
OH NO
WAIT
EVERYONE COME BACK!

11:24pm
Jesse
HOLD YOUR NOSES!

11:24pm
Chanelle
HAHa
ok
Jesse, would you help me put the casket in the grave please?

11:24pm
Jesse
...I think we should light it on fire...

11:25pm
Chanelle
HEY

11:25pm
Jesse
fire's always good

11:25pm
Chanelle
NO

11:25pm
Jesse
DUDE! God talked to Moses in a burning bush

11:25pm
Chanelle
what does that have to do with my summer funeral?

11:25pm
Jesse
nothing, it's just cool and biblical
and all that stuff

11:25pm
Chanelle
lol ok
well i guess we are lighting it on fire

11:26pm
Jesse
sweet
*pours on gasoline*
who has a lighter?

11:26pm
Chanelle
*holds candle to casket as it catches fire*
me

11:26pm
Jesse
it's gotta be a freebird lighter!

11:26pm
Chanelle
UGH FINE
*holds FREEBIRD lighter to casket as it catches fire*

11:27pm
Jesse
*watches as the fire goes up*
wait...

11:27pm
Chanelle
*many sob, cry and blow their noses*

11:27pm
Jesse
IT'S MADE OF PLASITC!!!

11:27pm
Chanelle
WHAT????

11:27pm
Jesse
*watches as the casket begins to melt*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

11:27pm
Chanelle
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

11:28pm
Jesse
*fortunately the casket melts into the grave*
pants

11:28pm
Chanelle
oh ok good

11:28pm
Jesse
THAT WAS WICKED

11:28pm
Chanelle
HAHAHA YES IT WAS
gosh we are weird people
LOL

11:28pm
Jesse
not weird
different
and different is also diverse

11:28pm
Chanelle
ah. very true

11:28pm
Jesse
which is good

11:28pm
Chanelle
yes it is

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